Misc. 46: Twice Shy, But Don’t Blame Me – I Did Try !!

 

First they said Covishield is the best.

Then they said, no  Covaxin.

Tweedledum and Tweedledee?

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Not quite, it seems

Before the popular opinion generally veered around to elevating Covaxin to the top spot, we had our first jab – my wife and I. By this time every body we knew (and many we didn’t) was singing the praise of Tweedledee.

But the die was cast.

It is another matter that Ruby in the U.S. -my cousin/ my niece / my grandniece (depending on which section of the tangled web you are looking at, the one our fore-fathers and fore-mothers merrily wove, with complete disregard to complicating relationships in generations following) was feverishly researching the evil of vaccines of all pedigrees. I would be failing in my duty if I didn’t caution you that she is a formidable force – better stay away from her! English might have been her Major in W.C.C. but the blessed college has bestowed on her a fabulous mind of inquiry – of all and sundry!

Now let us leave Ruby aside; poor soul, let her in peace pursue her research!

Oh, the story goes…. they said it is best that you take the second dose, not in 4 weeks but 6 to 8 weeks. Being an engineer and all that I plumped for the arithmetical mean – 7.

So far…. so good.

Days 1, 2, 3, 4… it was like sailing in a placid sea, except that the good woman was tossing about in tea-cups quite a mite.

Then…. then…… then….the

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with a vengeance!

Fever..cough.. vomit – the works

then suddenly….nary a warning

black out, fall with a thud

floor red, smeared with blood

all but given up for dead

for all of an hour, just a dud

poor wife filled with dread

out of the scene quickly fled

somehow son went a-head

with help from a friend named Bern’d

and drove me away swelled head

and all in search of a bed

in a hospital where they read

scan after scan and said

“all clear”, but  in a wholly different thread

 

Meanwhile I would have fain

joined the saints, but once again

Peter sent me back , it isn’t plain

all at once to ascertain

when the first time I did gain

that knowledge, nothing arcane

you simply must go back in terrain

and read Twentyfifth page to obtain

the reason why I must train

much more, lest I sound like a pain

when I sing the majestic refrain

of the glory of God in the main

and ever with Him reign !

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